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Wanky dots

The tiny, overly fancy sauce dots or decorative smears chefs put on a plate to make food look “fine dining” - when really it’s just trying too hard.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.

Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.
“Forget the wanky dots - give me more mash.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”
by Chefskiss October 9, 2025
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choccy dot

"Show us your choccy dot!"

"Nice choccy dot darl."
by Carl Shartzy June 9, 2019
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drop yo dot

Java : I want to see you John

John : alright drop yo dot.
by anonymous February 4, 2024
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two dotting

When someone is sharing their screen on discord with bad internet or another problem so the watcher says the only thing they can see are two dots.
STUPID ASS I CANT SEE YOUR STREAM YOU TWO DOTTING ME

WHY ARE YOU TWO DOTTING

STOP TWO DOTTING ME
by gustavcannon January 14, 2024
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K-Dotted

To be humbled, embarrassed, or exposed in some way for the world to see.
"Did you hear what happened to Aubrey? Bro got k-dotted by Calvin last weekend at the party"
by NotA69God May 21, 2024
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Dots

Katelyn, Annalee’s, aryna’s and jakubs boyfriend.
Person 1: hey who is dots?
Person 2: oh that’s Katelyn’s, Annalee’s and aryna’s and jakubs boyfriend
by Arianaventi June 7, 2022
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Dot

To “dot” something is to completely mess up or screw it up. You can basically “dot” anything as long as it’s been screwed up and/or missed wether it be under the influence of vodka or not. Source from twitch streamer “dot_cr”
Don’t “Dot” your jump!
You completely “Dotted” that jump!

We got “dotted” and now we gotta start over...Thanks DOT
by GotDotted June 17, 2018
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