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street curse

When the streets are clear, but the second you start playing on the street cars start passing by none stop.
Guy 1: Maann, I’m trynna practice my kick flip on the road, but the street curse is just too bad today.
by El Nuez July 17, 2020
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NoVa Curse

People who were raised in the NoVa (Northern Virginia) area are all implanted with this terrible curse, in particular people from Loudoun County or Fairfax County, and in some cases Prince William County and other bordering cities. It’s when a person leaves NoVa for college or other reasons and always have the thought implanted that it is in their best interest to to go back due to the opportunity in the area. Despite most people hating living in NoVa and saying horrible things about the area and the people who live there, the urge will always be there for these unfortunate souls that they must return to the homeland of which they wanted to leave so bad.
Friend 1: “After college I wanna move to Texas because that’s where I’ve always wanted to live! You should come with, bro.”

Friend 2: “That sounds like a great idea but I have plans to go home because I have the NoVa curse.”

Friend 1: “I thought you said that place was the worst and the people there are assholes? Why would you want to go back”

Friend 2: “The jobs man, everything pays more there than anywhere else.”
by jaymo93 September 20, 2020
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mt curse

If michael thomas is on your fantasy football team, you are destined to fail.
damn joe, sorry to see that you caught the mt curse. now your team is even more shit
by the shmoe zone October 23, 2020
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The Cursed Creature

In the game minecraft, in hardcore mode it is hard mode but if you die you lost your world, and an elytra is a pair of wings that let you fly, So, A "Cursed Creature" is what a minecraft youtuber becomes when they eventually beat hardcore, they just fly around behind their elytra machines for the rest of the series until they die, they just fly around, building machines.
xX_s1a1in_Xx: you remember dantdm? when we started his hardcore series?
xX_h1tl3r_Xx: Yeah, he's the living example of The Cursed Creature now
xX_s1a1in_Xx: I just have to agree.
by xX_N0_PR1S0N3RS_Xx January 1, 2021
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Monke Curse

When a person sends a monke emoji on any platform, he/she will become sick due to the old ancient curse.
Person 1: Look at this :monke: (Emoji)
Person 2: NO!!!!
Person 1: "Sick due to Monke Curse"
by Gamblersheaven January 12, 2021
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Simp Curse

When you simp for so long bad things could happen.
Bob has been a simp for months now and recently found a tumor in his head he thinks he has the Simp Curse.
by TesterLester January 23, 2021
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milestone curse

Referring specifically to mcyt Dream (dreamwastaken), the milestone curse is an ongoing joke between Dream stans that every time Dream hits a milestone there is a controversy or drama that happens involving him.
"Yay, Dream 19mil!!"
"But you know what they say about the milestone curse-" *gunshots*
by wibby420 March 4, 2021
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