cursed definition

The most common thing on the urban dictionary.

And here we see a cursed definition in the wild.

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 12, 2021

The Brektuliaktev Curse

The Brektuliaktev curse is quite possibly the worst curse of them all. Once infected, your life will start to crumble. Horrible events will ensue. You will feel it coursing through your veins. It is said that any man infected with the Brektuliaktev stands no chance, and it is indeed over for them.

You have now been infected with The Brektuliaktev Curse. It won’t be long now. I would so not want to be you rn.

by Knower of All Holy April 6, 2022

The Keve Curse

A current historical event, where a Boston native named Owen Keve is involved in the constant Boston Celtics home playoff losses as a spectator.

The Celtics lost another playoff game. The Keve Curse lives another day!

by breanie1812 April 24, 2024

Kohli's curse

When you can look at something valuable to you, but can never touch it

Nibba 1: RCB never won the IPL trophy for 15 years.
Nibba 2: Yeah, it's Kohli's curse

by DwiteShroot April 17, 2023

just par for the curse

Merely typical everyday run-of-the-mill profanity that one frequently hears from the potty-mouthed putters on the green --- nothing out of the ordinary.

Swearing is strictly and expressly forbidden on a miniature-golf attraction where children may be present, but on an unsupervised golfing-fairway, foul language is just par for the curse.

by QuacksO September 8, 2019

The Soap Curse

The Soap Curse is when you beat your meat with with some sort of soap, usually shampoo, conditioner, body wash, or hand soap. Doing this consistently will result in the formation of hard and shell-like dead skin on the full exterior of your penis, sometimes even on the tip. Following this is a days long process of peeling the previously mentioned dead skin, with an end result of a much softer and smoother member.

“Have you heard? James has the soap curse, he’s in for a lot of peeling.”

by The True Dumbass March 11, 2024

Curse of Gallus Cooper

The official title given to an undiagnosed medical condition suffered only by myself, the organ grinder of the Alice Cooper tribute band Gallus Cooper. It gets it's name from the initial onset of the illness, which came the day after my first ever rehearsal with the band. The condition has never improved since then and has only gotten progressively worse. After over 9000 blood sugar tests, 599 neurological examinations, 6 quadrillion medical questions asked and half of an MRI scan, doctors have remained stumped by such a puzzling medical case for centuries. The World Health Organisation have officially declaired it to be the biggest medical history the world has ever seen. Doctors say that there is no cure for the mystery condition, but certain practitioners may suggest that garlic cloves and an exorcism could prove to be an effective treatment.

Bandmate: "How long have you been ill?" Me: "Since my first rehearsal with you guys." Bandmate: "Holy shit, it's the Curse of Gallus Cooper!"

by Sean Of The Ded November 24, 2021