Couch Swapping

The scheduled sleeping arrangement at the 1081 complex to provided minimal back problems in later years. Based entirely on the honour system or who is more wasted and can't move system.

C: Its your turn on the long couch man.
___________________
C: Kev?

Kev: *the all knowing eye

C: *fear.

by foug January 11, 2005

fuck yo couch

When a black man destroys another black man's couch.

"Fuck yo couch nigga!"

by ScottiesRules September 23, 2004

couch cushion

usually a dumb slut or whore who thinks shes amazing she also thinks that she can get all the men she leads you on then breaks your heart she is also into older men

wow that girl is such a couch cushion

by Austen cock sucker December 15, 2012

couch potato chic

Something worn around the house that would not be considered 'street chic' but would be considered cute, comfy, or homey.

or

Something worn outdoors that seems like exclusively at home attire.

John: Oh my gosh Kate, what are you wearing?

Kate: It's a new coat I bought, street chic don't you think?

John: God no, it's far from street chic but is as couch potato chic as it gets, remove the two top buttons and it's a bathrobe!

by Ozla November 12, 2009

Big Comfy Couch

The Big Comfy Couch is a Canadian kids TV show that aired between 1992 to 2006. It is also occasionally used as a euphemism for Big Caucasian Cock.

Bf: Wanna come sit on my big comfy couch tonight?
Gf: Sure thing babe!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 18, 2020

Depressed Couch Farts

Farts that shoot straight into the couch cushion that remain trapped there until they force their way to the surface and out of the cushion. This usually occurs when your fat ass sits on the cushion or gets up, causing air flow to push the depressed couch farts out.

Did you fart?

No, those are old depressed couch farts. It escaped when I got up.

by StealthMeistro November 23, 2021

Nordic Couch Pillows

A booty big enough to keep the heat in.

She's got some nordic couch pillows

by cubanooooo April 22, 2010