computer monitor

when you whip your girl with ethernet cables then bust a nut on said cables

A: I ran a computer monitor on my girlfriend yesterday.
B: A, this is an intervention. You need to stop making obscure sexual activities on urban dictionary.

by fishgaming May 10, 2023

Innovative Computer Services

The absolute perfect example of a company that knows what they are doing all the time and never disappoints. They are your go to company if you need any type of computer problem, or if its just that stupid light that keeps flickering, they can fix it. Also doubles as a home improvement service. (Mainly for the elderly)

Innovative Computer Services? They are the best. Simple.

by techexpert December 10, 2022

Computer teacher

Under you bed waiting for young ones to sleep

Your computer teacher is under bed

by Walterwhiteiamydadleft June 9, 2022

Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center

In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.

“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.

For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt

Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias

stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”

by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024

Computer

Strange device that speaks to you and makes you hallucinate via lights that comes out of its screen. You have

Mommy special arms are crawling out of the computer and asking for my soul

by Porncum69 March 16, 2024

your computer is about to crash

when you click on a video of a cat looking angry that was posted on discord you hear this before your computer commit toaster bath

user: posts cat video

me: clicks

video: your computer is about to crash

my pc: awjfaskjfaztjszkgjszkFjsezgjdgkxdjgsdgjdotjrsopvfsjfinsezopjeri4uweds853i4terhdfntuij348eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Hehe I cheated May 5, 2021

guy typing on a 1990s computer

one of the several gifs you see next to "define a word"

go do your homework, seriously.

guy typing on a 1990s computer: types on a 1990s computer

by unused username February 14, 2024