get flushed down a toilet and come out in a new suit

1. A person who "looks" wealthy, acts wealthy and most people think he is wealthy but in reality it's all pretend.

2. A person who "looks good" no matter what they do. They come out on the winning end all the time.

He's so smooth and such a player he could get flushed down a toilet and come out in a new suit!

by Dottie Blitz April 5, 2016

First To Comment, Last To Get Laid

When a Facebook user trolls the person that insisted they were the first to comment on a public photo

Someone writes "First!!!", a comment later "First To Comment, Last To Get Laid".

by qdnh92 October 17, 2012

come like judgement day

To orgasm twice in one session.

Found originally in the book "House of Leaves".

It didn't take long before we were under the covers and coming like judgement day.

by The Grammar Nazi June 27, 2002

come get your clock

expression made popular by Flavor Flav and the realtity dating show Flavor of Love Flavor is known for wearing a huge clock necklace and rewards the girls that he is keeping by presenting them with there own clock and saying "Come get your clock".

"Bootz you know what time it is, come get your clock"

by lilibuggs September 13, 2006

come caca

Eat shit

"Mom, there's nothing to eat!!"
"Come caca."

by Sawm January 19, 2015

late come

Arrival late to class under the Professor Rami Arav. Late come is cause for automatic dismissal from the classroom and an issuing of a failing grade.

Professor Arav: "No LATE COME!"
Foreign Student: "I apologize for my late come"
Professor Arav: "too late you fail because of late come"
Foreign Student: "@^*# #&(^@%&#!"

by Mark The Shark September 17, 2013

when i come around

an awesome green day song that has a very catchy beat; the song is very lovesick and is about 2 lovers having an arguement and then trying to make amends

No time to search the world around,
Cause you know where I'll be found,
When I come around

by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004