colin clouded

1. The Act of Mind Fucking Someone.
2. Blowing Ones Mind.

I Colin Clouded Yo Ass!

by E.S.M.E September 20, 2017

colonial blowjob

The same as a regular blowjob, but with wooden teeth.

“Martha stole my teeth the other night and gave me a rousing colonial blowjob the other night.” - George Washington

by Rosie-no-4 October 29, 2017

Colonel Sanders Fingers

Fat/Stubby fingers that are in the shape of chodes

Jeez.... How are you going to fit that glove on with those Colonel Sanders Fingers??

by ColdPizza69 December 23, 2017

Colin

A guy who has platinum card for bluevision.

Jonas: Should we go to bluevision?
Ake: All booths are occupied by colin, because it's vip night.
Jonas: Darn it
Colin: - Faps away-

by Hehedetedet November 1, 2018

colin fish

a very cute boy, someone that is very funny and enjoyable to be around. colin deserves the world.

you see colin fish right there? yeah he’s a flawless perosn

by urmomsgay November 5, 2018

Colin

Was the first man to have cholesterol and diabetes due to being fat. Also can eat for 10 people and has approximately 20 meals a day. Some might compare him to a whale but that’s too generous. More like the mass of the sun. By default he has a wagon tho so I’d smash. 6/10

Me: yo you heard about the sinkhole in El Monte?

Some nerd: yeah dude
Me: I heard it was because one of Colin’s ass cheeks caved into the earth

by Itsjustbanter69 May 3, 2019

colon comet

When a man, and another man are engaged in sex. Before the "pitcher" orgasms, he gapes his partner's asshole and dumps in a can of diet Coke and mentos before ejaculating into his partner's anus.

Holy shit Bartholomew! Your stretchy asshole is perfect for a colon comet!

by Drillmaster June 8, 2019