chris labontony

Chris Labontony is a kid, who "drinks his beer with a chaser." He is such a weakling, he has to mix Coors Light with Pepsi, because he can't handle the taste of beer. He also gets high from one hit of weed, and totally trips the hell out and won't stop laughing. When he's intoxicated, he tries to make out with every girl at the party and gets rejected.

Look at that Chris Labontony, he can't even walk straight. He is such a party foul.

by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017

chris mccoy

To slap someone's electronic device onto the floor.

"Man, you just Chris mccoyed that guy!"

by Brother Rice High School November 03, 2017

Chris Steele

Bassist of canadian band Alexisonfire, known for doing front rolls whilst equiped with his bass on stage and for his godly beard

"Fuck man! That guy has a Beard worthy of Chris Steele's!"

by Rushkoff July 29, 2008

halfprice chris

an old gay sexual devient with a british accent that preys on youngs boys. he lurks in a half price store waiting for boys all day, he beats rodents with a golf club and has a picture of himself in a soldier uniform on his wall

nicky went to buy bikini underwear from halfprice chris, he came back crying to

by layne226 June 27, 2008

Twisty Chris

Really cool frontman of Twisty Chris and the Puddin’ Packs. Everybody wants to be him.

Dude I went to get a burger and ran into Twisty Chris and was so jealous of his epic dancing shoes

by Videorocker27 April 05, 2022

chris slap

To disrespectfully slap someone in the face with an open hand. The implication is that the person being slapped is not manly enough to be worthy of a real punch. Very similar to "Bitch Slap," but because of the recent Chris Brown and Rihanna debacle, 'bitch' has been replaced with 'Chris.' Term is used figuratively to mean putting someone in their place (or diss) in no uncertain terms.

If Jason dosen't have my money, today, he's going get Chris slapped!

by Reducto February 11, 2009

hurricane chris

hurrican chris- One hit wonder who is a appropriately named because, well quite frankly he will pass by and we will never see him again!!!

See hurricane katrina el nino

Hurricane Chris hits one time and one time only with his hit single A Bay Bay.

Rozalla- Everybody's Free
Crazy Town-Butterfly
Eifel 65- Im Blue

by Papalito August 28, 2007