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Chinese Chopstick

to have two dicks in a vagina at once, pressing them in.
i did a Chinese Chopstick with ur mom last night
Nice!
by Emil69master August 18, 2016
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Chinese food

Often used for other drugs but primarily refers to heroin. Chinese White!
Hope we're gonna order some Chinese food tonight. I feel like shit and need to kill the pain!
by Leauxbeaux July 24, 2016
mugGet the Chinese foodmug.

chinese textaphone

Similar to the game Chinese Telephone, Chinese Textaphone is where a person sends a text message to someone with a cell phone to relay a message to someone who does not. Unless the message is repeated verbatim, there is some variance to it thus creating a Chinese Textaphone.
My brother does not have a cell phone, so I use the Chinese Textaphone method to get messages to him.
by SactoWilly February 8, 2010
mugGet the chinese textaphonemug.

Chinese Fan

The act of fanning the scrotum or genitals while one receives a handjob, then climaxing in their eye, making them squint...
Getting a happy ending at a massage shop. The lady give you a hand job with one hand while fanning your balls and taint with the other hand. You climax into her eye making her seem as though she is Chinese... That's a Chinese Fan!
by Caddi420 October 18, 2011
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Chinese Boyband

BTS. Can be used as a offensive term to bts fans
Pussyeater666: “Go listen to that Chinese Boyband.”
sugas eyelash:“ok, firstly, it’s korean. secondly, fuck you.”
by kid slicc October 14, 2018
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Chinese Louis

An Asian woman who displays a physicality similar to North American woman such as:
1) Larger breasts
2) Red or brown hair
3) Bigger lips
4) Blue or green eyes

Peter Griffin coined this term while viewing pornography at an internet cafe.
"Ah yeah....you're my Chinese Louis!"
Guy #1: Dude...over there...do you see her?

Guy #2: Oh yeah.....wow, she's a Chinese Louis if ever I saw one.
by Kyle Reed from the North December 9, 2008
mugGet the Chinese Louismug.

chinese penis

smallest asian penis in world
White guy:i has average panis
Black guy:haha i got big panis
chinese guy:i have smarrest ponis waaaa cause i have chinese penis
by weedkillerxdddd May 19, 2018
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