Chinese nuts is an expression, that you would use to scare someone, or fill an awkward silence. This derived in a chinese class in school one day, when the teacher left the class room and there was a still silence. It is easy and fun to use, you have to say this word in a high pitch voice and drag the "nuts" out loud and say the "u" as an "a". This term and voice also was derived from the movie - the hangover - when Chung screams this.
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2) Red or brown hair
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