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Chinese Chopstick

to have two dicks in a vagina at once, pressing them in.
i did a Chinese Chopstick with ur mom last night
Nice!
by Emil69master August 18, 2016
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Chinese naattts

Chinese nuts is an expression, that you would use to scare someone, or fill an awkward silence. This derived in a chinese class in school one day, when the teacher left the class room and there was a still silence. It is easy and fun to use, you have to say this word in a high pitch voice and drag the "nuts" out loud and say the "u" as an "a". This term and voice also was derived from the movie - the hangover - when Chung screams this.
a still silent

Student: Chinese naattts
Other Students: hahahahaha
by nominator September 25, 2013
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Chinese Fan

The act of fanning the scrotum or genitals while one receives a handjob, then climaxing in their eye, making them squint...
Getting a happy ending at a massage shop. The lady give you a hand job with one hand while fanning your balls and taint with the other hand. You climax into her eye making her seem as though she is Chinese... That's a Chinese Fan!
by Caddi420 October 18, 2011
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Chinese Cabbage

An umbrella term for two legumes of the cabbage family:

1) Napa Cabbage (used mainly for Kimchi)
2) Bok Choy
Person A: Hey do you want to buy some Chinese cabbage?
Person B: Ok but which Chinese cabbage?
Person A: Hmmmmmm, that's a good question 🤔🤔
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 14, 2021
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Chinese language

The stupid subject that prevents me from being able to attend university however good my other subjects' grades are
Oh god oh fuck I got a level 3 in DSE chinese language! Yay screw the paper of death!!!
by A dying goat July 11, 2021
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Chinese Louis

An Asian woman who displays a physicality similar to North American woman such as:
1) Larger breasts
2) Red or brown hair
3) Bigger lips
4) Blue or green eyes

Peter Griffin coined this term while viewing pornography at an internet cafe.
"Ah yeah....you're my Chinese Louis!"
Guy #1: Dude...over there...do you see her?

Guy #2: Oh yeah.....wow, she's a Chinese Louis if ever I saw one.
by Kyle Reed from the North December 9, 2008
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chinese penis

smallest asian penis in world
White guy:i has average panis
Black guy:haha i got big panis
chinese guy:i have smarrest ponis waaaa cause i have chinese penis
by weedkillerxdddd May 19, 2018
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