the act of taking two pairs of pliers and forcing open a man's urethra. then, the gaping hole is both shat and vomited in, and plugged up with a barrier of boogers. the recipient then urinates the mixture into a willing sexual partner's mouth. originally conceived in chelsea, michigan.
guy #1: hey man, did you hear what happened to kevin?
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!
by jdwag59 January 2, 2023
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Get the Chelsea Lee Zen Ni mug.Some joke of a school with most teachers being depressed or hating their lives so they bully children. Mitary child soilder type rules and some annoying,unfunny dumb as brick students
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Get the Chelsea Academy mug.Chelsea is a dumb blonde. If that dumb blonde was the b-tchiest f-cking girl in the world. A Chelsea will have a little gang with her, the group will always rival with a male group. Chelsea can go to h-ll and wouldn’t even care about it. Chelsea will drive underage and still be a b-tch to the police officer.
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She is her. No one can top Chelsea. Everyone is below her and should feel small when they’re in her presence either because of how tall she is or her hotness and power radiating through everything and everywhere. Chelsea is one of the most divine people to ever exist, from her attractiveness to her smartness, there’s just nothing you can do to stop her from doing whatever she wants to do.
So now are you gonna be a bitch and a pussy or tell chelsea she’s the hottest woman alive?
So now are you gonna be a bitch and a pussy or tell chelsea she’s the hottest woman alive?
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