Canada's history? Who the fuck cares!?
by a_hard_rain February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The act of pouring maple syrup on one's genetalia in order to attract moose. When you get off from the moose licking at the syrup, you cum in the stanley cup, and then poop in the cup, and then mix it up and eat it.
by Lizbot1000 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act where a person drugs and restrains at least seventeen preteen children and repeatedly slaps their sexual organs with a paddle made from the tail of a Canadian beaver.
After sneaking into a kindergarten and doing a Canada's History, I learned things about myself I never wanted to know.
by Super Duper Trooper February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. People who have a generic face, a face that has character but is not fully developed.
How you can think oh that person looks kind of American but there is something slightly off
How you can think oh that person looks kind of American but there is something slightly off
Tim: "Hey how'd that date go?"
Josh: "It was mad decent, but the girl had a major case of Canada face"
Time: "What?"
Josh: "kind of like pancake face.... except Canadian"
Josh: "It was mad decent, but the girl had a major case of Canada face"
Time: "What?"
Josh: "kind of like pancake face.... except Canadian"
by I <3 Canada September 2, 2009
Get the Canada Facemug. When two willing Canucks, lubricate Canadian bacon or an ice hockey stick with Canadian maple syrup and enter it into each other's orifices, while speaking French and being intoxicated on Molson, and then videotape it to remember their gleeful perversion.
Last night, we got sh*t faced but I can't remember what we did until I saw the video and remembered Canada's History.
by JasonNieves February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Giving someone a "Canada's History", formally known as "The Beaver", is when a man sits in the Stanley Cup and pours syrup over his nuts until he is submerged. He then releases some back-bacon farts up into the syrup. Another person then inhales the fart bubbles through a moose skull and/or antlers.
by Bawla01 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. 1) An act of sexual deviance too despicable to be explained to a virgin or anyone over the age of 37, involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, and an occasional Hot Pocket.
2) In south California, the act of dripping freshly cooked Hot Pocket contents onto the reproductive organs of a marmot.
2) In south California, the act of dripping freshly cooked Hot Pocket contents onto the reproductive organs of a marmot.
Hey Mr. Pitt, is it true that you and your wife performed Canada's History to the seductive sounds of Boxcar Willie?
Yes, but the marmot didn't make it.
Yes, but the marmot didn't make it.
by Quickdraw McDaddy February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.