A sex act involving the coupling of Jon Stewarts anus, Stephen Colbert's mouth, and the transfer of shit from Colbert's mouth into Stewart's anus.
by assramistan February 6, 2010
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1) You need a pretty experienced girl to successfully be able to pull off a Canada's History. Also, you need to be on a pretty good hockey team or have access to a trophy room.
2) "Does it still count as a Canada's History if the moose is plastic?"
3) "Dude. Canada's History beats the shit out of Playboy."
2) "Does it still count as a Canada's History if the moose is plastic?"
3) "Dude. Canada's History beats the shit out of Playboy."
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by a_hard_rain February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.The act of pouring maple syrup on one's genetalia in order to attract moose. When you get off from the moose licking at the syrup, you cum in the stanley cup, and then poop in the cup, and then mix it up and eat it.
by Lizbot1000 February 5, 2010
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After sneaking into a kindergarten and doing a Canada's History, I learned things about myself I never wanted to know.
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How you can think oh that person looks kind of American but there is something slightly off
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Tim: "Hey how'd that date go?"
Josh: "It was mad decent, but the girl had a major case of Canada face"
Time: "What?"
Josh: "kind of like pancake face.... except Canadian"
Josh: "It was mad decent, but the girl had a major case of Canada face"
Time: "What?"
Josh: "kind of like pancake face.... except Canadian"
by I <3 Canada September 2, 2009
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