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Cabbage Bag 

When a mans scrotum is over exposed to sunlight and gets sunburned (see "Sun dried tomatoes") and once the scrotum starts peel, it is referred to as "Cabbage Bag
I went to the nude beach last week and my balls look like a Cabbage Bag
Cabbage Bag by DIMExBAG October 31, 2020
When someone is so bad at video games they might as well be classified as a vegetable.
"This guy is a certified cabbage. He acts like he is using a track pad to aim".
Cabbage by Klwd February 9, 2021
A stupid stupid sussy vegetable that only Baka eat so gross😫πŸ₯΅πŸ˜«πŸ₯΅πŸ˜«πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ˜«πŸ˜«πŸ˜«πŸ˜« SO SUS OMG
Cabbage so gross sussy Baka
Cabbage by Sussy man May 10, 2021

Cabbage Head 

Cabbage Head alternative White Person
Man! look at that cabbage head lol
Cabbage Head by King Renzo July 11, 2021

Cabbaged 

(Adj.) To describe a cabbage like plant (i.e. cabbage, lettuce) still in ball form

Antonym: uncabbaged - (adj.) Shredded, or otherwise broken down from cabbage form
Oh, look out in the fields, you can see the still cabbaged lettuce!

Why would you have us get these full mozarella balls that we have to shred when the lettuce we have in stock has been uncabbaged?
Cabbaged by TooStoned2Care August 17, 2021

Cabbaged 

(Adj.) To describe a cabbage like plant (i.e. cabbage, lettuce) still in ball form

Antonym: uncabbaged - (adj.) Shredded, or otherwise broken down from cabbage form
Oh, look out in the fields, you can see the still cabbaged lettuce!

Why would you have us get these full mozarella balls that we have to shred when the lettuce we have in stock has been uncabbaged?
Cabbaged by TooStoned2Care September 4, 2021