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California Burrito 

A burrito local to southern California, especially San Diego, but also popular in Orange County and LA. It consists of a tortilla toasted on a grill and filled with carne asada, french fries, cheese, sour cream and guacamole. A true California burrito has both sour cream and guac. While eating the burrito it is important to top every single bite with the salsa(s) of your choice.
Never put beans and rice inside a California burrito that belongs on the side.
California Burrito by jackfm5 July 29, 2019
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california slip n slide 

when your getting head and a girl pukes on your dick and uses it as lube
stephanie was so drunk that she threw up so jack forced her to perform a california slip n slide.

California Cornrow 

When a woman squirts while a guy is eating her out in to his cornrows and he lets it dry and doesn't wash it out so his friends can see.
Last night I gave RDD the most insane california cornrow!

California Coffee Break 

Pouring Smoldering Hot To Moderately Hot Coffee On Ones Testicles And Having A Female Lick It Up. ( Caution May Cause Burning Of Some Type )
After A Long Day At Work My Girlfriend Gave Me A California Coffee Break To Ease My Mind.

California stop 

an instance of driving slowly past a stop sign
That idiot just did a California stop.

California bottle-opener 

when a female opens a bottle with her vagina
I ordered a corona from the bar and the waitress opened it using the california bottle-opener

California King Sized 

A step above all super sized orders
Would you like that king sized? Nope! California king sized!