xfudge curse

xfudge curse is when you are unable to win the gulag in call of duty warzone the only way one could get rid of this curse is by wining the gulag somehow

person 1: shit you died try to win the gulag
person 1:oh wait he has the xfudge curse

by dvrk June 29, 2020

Big footed curse

Big Footed curse.

We knew he was larger than most. His hands and feet were evident of that, but he never stopped growing the big footed curse took affect only at age 9. His hands and feet became grotesquely disproportion to the rest of his body

by Xyyguy May 26, 2023

First assessment curse

Refers to performing poorly or not according to your expectations in the very first academic assessment of the year

I got my academic results and I fell victim to the first assessment curse

by SirePapi April 06, 2021

Curses Stack

All humans are cursed.
All curses stack.
All curses multiply.
Therefore, all curses stack and multiply for all humans.

Curses stack for all humans. This is based on how often each individual human attempts to break the Law.

All deaths are final.

Bye, fuckers.

by TheOnlyGian June 22, 2023

Witches Curse

Witches are an abomination against God.

All bad Karma is ugly.
Some Karma is uglier than others.
Witches Curse karma is the worst.
Therefore, witches must also be the ugliest.

Law.

by TheOnlyGian June 28, 2023

street curse

When the streets are clear, but the second you start playing on the street cars start passing by none stop.

Guy 1: Maann, I’m trynna practice my kick flip on the road, but the street curse is just too bad today.

by El Nuez July 17, 2020

Mayonnaise/maya curse

can't talk well
usually can't focus when talking
has major spelling errors

guy no.1 :hey bro wsg
guy no.2: ehashgdeghdishabhwu

Mayonnaise/Maya curse: means not talking properly

by dudelovescake July 12, 2024