Cpay

cpay- a rare creature of the night, he is very cute, while killing you with i love you's! u can see him frequently on discord

The mystical Cpay has arrived.

by Ahzeann September 22, 2019

C.P.R.

Coughing Poop Release. Refers to a self-administered emergency technique when unable to poop normally; somewhat similar to the Heimlich maneuver, it involves coughing vigorously to dislodge and eject the organic object clogging the bodily orifice.

I was mildly constipated, so I used C.P.R. to help me eliminate.

by QuacksO October 13, 2014

O.T.C.P

On the clock poop. To pass a time consuming bowel movement at work, while getting paid.

Between my two breaks and my frequent O.T.C.P'S I work roughly 6 hours during an 8 hour shift.

by Charley Mooshbag December 10, 2016

CPC

Chinese Piece of Crap. Rebranded or no-brand knockoff products from some unknown company in China. Usually includes a halfassed manual in 100% Engrish and a website to match. Almost always recognizable by the total lack of support material and/or customer support.

A: You got a new computer?
B: Yeah! I bought it online and it only cost a hundred dollars!
A: Wow, really? What brand is it?
B: Idunno, it doesn't say...
A: *looks at the device*
A: Dude, that's a total CPC!

by NonaS October 26, 2011

CPC

A term that refers to the Communist Party of China that tankies started using as an alternative to the term CCP (Chinese Communist Party) because they think the latter term is somehow racist.

"What's the difference between CPC and CCP? They're just a letter swap apart."
"There isn't much, really. Tankies only know how to accuse others of being racist."

by Azure&Claude June 18, 2022

Two-Handed CPR

What you get when you cross a guy named luigi and dog porn. Also called masterbation, Spankin the Monkey, or winer washing.

Man i cant belive you walked in your your dad when he was doin two-handed CPR

by Scott Stpehens February 25, 2004

CPG

The initials of a guy that is gayer than gay. I can't name him on this site or it won't go. But, instead of saying gay, say CPG! On a scale of George Michael to Elton John, CPG is the highest degree of gay you can be.

"Dude, they fired me for that! How gay!"

"CPG!"

by Say CPG April 21, 2008