"u cookin bruh?"
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Person A laughs when Person B hurts themselves.
Karma frowns upon Person A, and they find themselves in a state of distress.
Person B saves them, despite the fact that they should be laughing back at Person A for getting absolutely wrecked by Lady Karma herself, and all is good in the world.
Karma frowns upon Person A, and they find themselves in a state of distress.
Person B saves them, despite the fact that they should be laughing back at Person A for getting absolutely wrecked by Lady Karma herself, and all is good in the world.
After causing SpongeBob and Patrick to have a falling out, Squidward admires his handiwork.
"Aw, tartar sauce!" SpongeBob yells before slamming his door.
Patrick does the same, slamming his rock straight down...and he hits himself on the head, turning him into an accordion.
Squidward starts laughing his ass off at Patrick's hilarious injury, but then he accidentally swallows a fork and it gets lodged in his throat, choking him and making him lose consciousness in just a matter of seconds.
"Wow, Squidward, you're choking!" Patrick laughs, before quickly rushing to Squidward's aid. He then successfully forces the fork out of Squidward's throat, saving Squidward's life.
"I win!"
"Aw, tartar sauce!" SpongeBob yells before slamming his door.
Patrick does the same, slamming his rock straight down...and he hits himself on the head, turning him into an accordion.
Squidward starts laughing his ass off at Patrick's hilarious injury, but then he accidentally swallows a fork and it gets lodged in his throat, choking him and making him lose consciousness in just a matter of seconds.
"Wow, Squidward, you're choking!" Patrick laughs, before quickly rushing to Squidward's aid. He then successfully forces the fork out of Squidward's throat, saving Squidward's life.
"I win!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2021
Get the Wow, Squidward, You're Choking! mug.Cooning (verb) - pronounced "coon-in" is an exclamation used by white people who take racism on the next level.
To behave as a very arrogant individual.
Being inappropriately loud and hostile in a quiet atmosphere.
Pretending to be ghetto and black as hell just to make fun of those who truly behave that way without thinking it is silly and wrong.
Lacking civility.
When white people use this term, they're deliberately using it to put down black people who are surrounding them.
White people utilize the word and substitute it for "chillen" or "hanging out" with other white people who are their friends.
White people describe a place, person, or thing when the subject fits the word.
To behave as a very arrogant individual.
Being inappropriately loud and hostile in a quiet atmosphere.
Pretending to be ghetto and black as hell just to make fun of those who truly behave that way without thinking it is silly and wrong.
Lacking civility.
When white people use this term, they're deliberately using it to put down black people who are surrounding them.
White people utilize the word and substitute it for "chillen" or "hanging out" with other white people who are their friends.
White people describe a place, person, or thing when the subject fits the word.
by Baby Zeeeeeeeek August 4, 2011
Get the Cooning mug.The act of inserting your testicles into a participating partners ass (male or female). It is preferable that the ass is a tight one. Then when you pull your testicles out they should make a "pop" sound, like pulling a cork out of a bottle.
I corked your sister last night and ended up with shit on my balls.
I was Corking the Bottle last night when her parents walked in on us. The chic was so surprised and tried to pull away which, for obvious reasons, I was trying to stop turned the Corking into a Rodeo.
I was Corking the Bottle last night when her parents walked in on us. The chic was so surprised and tried to pull away which, for obvious reasons, I was trying to stop turned the Corking into a Rodeo.
by Doogyhowser March 7, 2008
Get the Corking the Bottle mug.Dude, I got in so much shit yesterday. My parents got back from their trip earlier than expected and caught me choking the oompa loompa in the living room while watching some porn. It sucked.
by jeiarr December 25, 2008
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