clapped cunt

A clapped cunt can be one of two meanings -

1) a cunt that has been slapped repeatedly creating a clap-like sound. (Insult)

~or~

2) A vagina that has "the clap" (meaning Clamidea)

- your welcome, yours faithfully,

Fred Weasley

"Alex you clapped cunt!"

"Kanye West is such a clapped cunt"
"Who clapped your cunt Elizabeth?!"

"I'm sorry Mrs Kardashian-West, but your test came back, you've got the clap"
"I heard that the Cougar at number 11 is spreading the clap more than the woman at number 12 is spreading her legs"

by FreddieWeasley December 30, 2016

Gray Clap

A venereal disease that you happen to catch from a much older person, who typically has gray or white hair.

Damn, I got a serious case of Gray Clap from that over the hill cougar I shagged last weekend at the Jersey Shore

by Old&Dirty Bastard June 17, 2009

Clap hole

The random douche in the middle of a talent show or concert that claps with the song, to get a whole sea of off beat clapping to occur and ruin said song.

That song was great until the clap hole showed up.

by Croydon, Reed November 11, 2014

Courtesy Clap

The act of awarding someone with a single clap to recognize that they have just said a bad joke.

BadJokeTeller: "Hey guys, (-- bad joke here --)."

Audience: (silence and awkward looks)

Bystander: "Courtesy Clap" (clap)

by DrySimmo September 01, 2009

bare clap

shaking your balls so that it smacks your stomach making a clapping nose

guy: hey, i was dancing so hard last night i was bare clapping.

guy 2: ouch!

by r0flc0p73r May 15, 2010

Throat Clap

Throat Clap is a modern phrase soon to become part of the youth of today's vernacular. Throat clapping is the sound made when getting a penis thrust in and out of your mouth similar to a rough blowjob. During this time the suction generated from the penis causes your throat to slap together making a loud clapping sound.

Mouth on my balls, baby make that throat clap. - Codeine Teen's hit song Mouth on my balls

Hearthrob: Sup bro beans, I got a rough BJ from Jayshawnda last night. I wasn't aware of how fast I was thrusting until I heard her throat clap.

by Codeine Teen November 24, 2013

Kiwi clap

When two gay guys are having anal sex and their balls are slapping together.

It was great except the kiwi clap.

by Buddy's Gay July 28, 2011