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Christmas Coma

when you eat so much food for Christmas dinner/lunch, that you need to lie down and pass out for the rest of the day.
I had so much food last Christmas that I got Christmas Coma at 2pm and didn't wake up until 4pm the next day.
by PoisonPurple May 11, 2016
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Christmas Noob

A person who received a popular multiplayer video game for Christmas that been out for a while.
I'm telling you, the Christmas Noobs are out tonight on Call of Duty.
by DarkWolf2212 May 1, 2018
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christmas and chill

when you have sex on the couch while watching Christmas movies during christmas
by jumpy ostrich December 7, 2016
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pittsburgh christmas

When you violently shit and vomit at the same time.
Hey man, we missed you last weekend!
Yeah, sorry, I was having a Pittsburgh Christmas.
by 7SENUFF December 26, 2019
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Christmas Candlelight

That one little light sitting on the table that makes everyone in the vacinity incredible horny just looking at it and smelling it. Often a romantic scent
The guy went to a Christmas party and sat with his new girlfriend and cuddled with her. He had not planned on doing anything, so they sat and enjoyed eachothers company until they both looked at the cinnamon flavored Christmas Candlelight and they ended up utterly destroying each other.
by anonymous007 March 5, 2012
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Christmas minus

The opposite of a Christmas bonus, resulting in a smaller than usual paycheck in December. This is often experienced by freelance and part-time workers, who tend to get fewer assignments at that time of year.
#1: Let's have lunch at that cool new restaurant. I hear it is pretty expensive, but I just got my Christmas bonus!

#2: You go - I got a Christmas minus, so no luxuries for me this month...
by mynah2012 December 20, 2012
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christmas cat

A cat who loves to celebrate christmas with their friends. These cats often get dressed by humans in different christmas-clothing and they watch christmas-movies and eat christmas-cookies with humans.
Hey! There is a christmas cat in my refridgerator!
by theurbanestofthemall December 3, 2016
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