A man pulled up to a drive through with no pants on whilst gooning. (He thought they wouldn't notice because of his tinted windows and the fact his window wasn't lowered all the way. He was put on a video online that went viral. Due to the humiliation and embarrassment he KILLED himself. Tons of the boys protested in support of this man and against this goonicide by going up the drive-thoughs particularly the online he was recorded at and shouting with no pants "I CAN'T GOON!!" The protesters believe that if a man wants to goon in the privacy of his whip then that should be respected.
The phrase "I CANT GOON" is also a nod/reference to George Droid's famous "I CAN'T BREATH!" while in search for fent to power his mk.2 Meta Gates fent reactor. His lack of fent also caused him to power down for good but he wasn't that type of guy. I promise officer.
The phrase "I CANT GOON" is also a nod/reference to George Droid's famous "I CAN'T BREATH!" while in search for fent to power his mk.2 Meta Gates fent reactor. His lack of fent also caused him to power down for good but he wasn't that type of guy. I promise officer.
by India smells GREAT April 2, 2025
Get the I can't goonmug. Nooooo no no! It's just fucking spite bitch. Just spite. Nothing else. You aren't saving humanity by trying to steal from me. You would let me kill you all in an A.I. genocide before you would ever share your stolen authority with a peasant.
Hym "Oh no, you're right. I can't be trusted. But neither can any of you. You need to be excised from eachothers lives (with extreme prejudice) until you're no longer the obstacles you are. Even the peripheral effect you have is noxious.
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
Get the Can't be trustedmug. when tragedy can't describe
by xdr5t3evq3q September 17, 2023
Get the when tragedy can't describemug. 
I admit so badly I want to teach but for some reason REAL SMART CANT does not accept REAL SMART CAN'T PEDOPHILE.
by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021
Get the REAL SMART CAN'Tmug. Ka-can't-think
/k-a 'kant THiNGk/
A term for a person who's stupid and ignorant
But still has the audacity to do things to other people
/k-a 'kant THiNGk/
A term for a person who's stupid and ignorant
But still has the audacity to do things to other people
Youre an ka-can't-think person
My ka-can't-think neighbor can't stop talking
My ka-can't-think friend wants a debate
My ka-can't-think neighbor can't stop talking
My ka-can't-think friend wants a debate
by Worldwar5 April 20, 2022
Get the Ka-can't-thinkmug. Something you say to your mum when you can't find something, moments before she instantly out of nowhere finds it.
Timmy: Mum? I can't find it.
Mum: *does magic shit, before summoning it out of thin air.* SEE I FOUND IT UR DUM-ASS EYES
Mum: *does magic shit, before summoning it out of thin air.* SEE I FOUND IT UR DUM-ASS EYES
by crazedLunatic May 9, 2022
Get the I can't find itmug.