Cactoid

A person who lives among cacti, such as in Tucson, AZ.

"Only cactoids drink water."

by MrSticky August 19, 2007

Cacklejack

1. One who masturbates in public

2. One who gives obvious signals of masturbation in public.

1. Bry: Dude, that one guy on the plane... did you see him? His hand was all over the inside of his jeans and then he just... sprinted to the bathroom...
Reek: Yeah, he was a real cacklejack, alright.

2. Reek: I can't believe he left a used condom at our door. What kinda retaliation for a joke is that?
Birr: None at all. He's just a dumb cacklejack.

by BananaCity October 17, 2008

cacadone

clueless loser...confused...

Will you look how that cacadone is dressed he's wearing his grandfathers pants..

by steve3171 April 10, 2009

cacsuccer

One who is passionately interested in the world of cactus and other succulent plants, particularly in the observation, propagation, display and distribution of these plants, be they scraggly cuttings or choice specimens. This term is unisexual and can be used as a noun, adjective, verb and adverb, one reckons.

This person tends to be of a cheerful nature and a giving attitude.

Jeff, it doesn't matter if you're straight or gay, but if the sight of that mature Cyphostemma uter sends you to slobbering and muttering, you're a cacsuccer.

by CactusMcHarris April 1, 2009

Cactipuss

A horrid affliction where a female has not reciently shaved her vaginal area, but has in the past.

I totally wanted to poke her, but when I checked it out there was like a cactus in her panties!
Dude, she totally had cactipuss.

by The Fish. October 19, 2009

Cact-O-Pussy

The process by which a woman shoves a prospering small cactus in her vaginal cavity for pleasure, usually resulting of the surgical removal of cactus pricks.

Ouch, That Bitch's Cact-O-Pussy pierced my cock and balls!!

by RUDEBOY69 January 17, 2011

cacooter

A slang word for female genitalia originating from the Tuckerton, NJ area.

Stick your caterpillar into her cacooter and give her butterflies.

by Rusty Ballz August 30, 2011