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Birthday Bust

On your birthday you take the age that you are turning and dived that number by 4. If you get a irrational number (like 3.5 or 5.6) you round down. Once you have this number you must bust that many times on your birthday.
Jeff: "hey birthday boy, how many time do you have to birthday bust today?"

Jerry: "only 4 times."
by JackTheKiller6 November 5, 2017
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Busting a rope

When a guy hasn't gotten off in a long time, and when he does, his nut comes out in the form of a rope instead of a few squirts...a lot of semen!
Although I hate when I cant cum when I have whiskey dick, there's nothing better than finally busting a rope.
by douchenozzle664 November 18, 2018
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Blind Bust

When you carve your eyes out (with a spoon for example) and then proceed to ejaculate into your eye socket.
I'm gonna go blind bust... BRB
by fredfazbea October 23, 2023
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busting a carton

When a man has a large cumshot and it appears as he spills a large amount of milk on her tits or face
Ohhhh he was busting a milk carton all over my perfect tits last night. (Busting a carton)
by saucydaddyfister333 May 13, 2016
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Choco Busting

Choco Busting is when you masturbate while trying to take a shit. Essentially something that nobody really does but you don't know that of course. It is also a tactic someone does when constipated to try and take a shit and afterwards if successful you bust a nut on your human chocolate. This can also be done when you're not having problems taking a dump but can still go ahead and masturbate during the process.
Guy: Hey what's taking so long in there?

Guy 2: I'm taking a dump but it got stuck

Guy: Have you tried choco busting?
by Cemorolen September 20, 2018
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Double Bust

Someone who is playing soggy waffle with friends, and doesn't make it in time the first time so goes back for round two. He then nuts on the waffle before the last person does.

A nickname only given to the true champion. A man who could make the comeback of the century.
Double Bust just nutted twice. And you still lost.
by DoubleBust October 1, 2018
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Bust a thread

Another form of busting a nut, because If semen were to ejaculate in one straight line, it would almost look like a needle thread for sewing.
"I'm about to bust a thread on your face!"
by Goatyx February 24, 2019
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