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Humpty Bumps

Super-chub females with massive fat rolls hanging off their stomach (stomach aprons). This word only applies to these super obese with lots of heaviness around the mid-section, similar to the ones on "The Biggest Loser". Females with massive asses or legs would not be called this term.
That blond lady with huge fat rolls around her waist on The Biggest Loser is an ok looking humpty bumps.
by mocha12346 April 25, 2010
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Dinosaur bump

"Dude I accidentally cut one of my dinosaur bumps while shaving my taint last night" -K.A.L
by wizzahickon June 7, 2013
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bumping horns

Okay, well, I heard Ronnie Sullivan and Jeremy Reynolds were bumping horns like two rhinos at the Summer Market.
by anonymous March 30, 2022
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Bumping Fuzz

when two women bump their hairy pussies together until they come upon a squirt fest
Sandra and I were a lesbian couple and had a few beers and were headed home. we were both feeling kind of horny when Sandra took my pantileius off and started rubbing my shithola till i cummed. then we started bumping fuzz when we bump our hairy pussies together with our hairy pussies having a squirt fest
by myneckmybcklckmytaint December 5, 2018
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Peruvian bump

When you breakdown meth, draw it up with a syringe and squirt it up your ass to get high!!
They wanted to high so we gave them a Peruvian bump!!
by MothrFuckr June 29, 2021
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Electric Bump

To charge a battery, especially one on a low power percentage, for a brief period of time.
Is that a USB cord? Let me get an electric bump before I head out.
by EMC228 September 10, 2019
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Dick Bumps

"She's so hot, she gives me dick bumps." -H "We don't fist bump around here, we dick bump." -J "One dick bump is no good." -R "Make sure your dick bumps are blue." -R
by Joe Byden July 10, 2021
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