Boyan

The most awesome person in the world. He makes god proud at his awesomeness. When people look at him, they can't help but shit themselves. His penis is the size of a wild African giraffe. He shits gold. If someone were to try to cut him, they would bleed. He can kill someone just by looking at them. His body strength is equivalent to the strength of 1000 gods.

"Hey Boy-"

*shits himself"

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR"

*Boyan looks at him"

"AHHH"

*dies

by Niggasbewild June 2, 2019

Acting brand new

The act of becoming someone who you are not, or showing out for a certain group of individuals.

What happened to him? He’s acting brand new.

by muffmunchingronburgandy July 8, 2020

Elton Brand

1. A beast in the paint
2. One of the most underrated players in the league

1. Elton Brand is the best PF in the league not named Kevin Garnett or Tim Duncan.
2. Kid: "Dude this Elton Brand guy is pretty good"
Lakers fan: "Who?"

by The Real Izzy November 30, 2004

Right-hand Branch

Your best man, the man you can always rely on.

"Im getting married next month, want to be my right-hand branch?"

by Branchsquad January 15, 2021

Branae

A girl who is strong and flexible and do not play.she pretty and love to take pictures

Don’t mess with branae

by Gisd59439 June 14, 2018

Branch Swinger

A term used for a woman,usually a single mother that jumps from guy to guy. Typically using him up for his resources ( place to stay,money, babysitter) by using affection,sex,attention or pretending to be on his side and support him and his pursuits or struggles in life.

Yo,you hear Brandi moved out of Danny's and is with another dude already?
Yeah man, shes a branch swinger.

by whocaresno1uknow May 29, 2018

michelle branch

An awesome singer/songwriter/musician.
Not a poser like Lindsay Lohan.

The complete oppisite of Lindsay Lohan

by Michelle Luver February 21, 2005