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Brotherkinesis

When two brothers can read each others minds about everything (or nothing).
Brennan: Do you know what I haven't eaten in a really long time?
Eliot: Meatloaf?
Brennan: YES!

^Example of brotherkinesis
by snakemanjames November 9, 2009
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Brother-zoned

(also Bro-zoned) worse than getting friend-zoned or acquaintance-zoned. Mainly happens to girls who have an eye out for someone at least a year older than themselves.

After hanging out a few times, the guy stops considering the girl as girlfriend material rather than his little sister. They can have lots of fun together but nothing more serious than that. You can't really get out of this any possible way (perhaps after 2 or more years not seeing each other)
~ Is that your friend? He's a cutie ^^

> Yep kinda, but brother-zoned me the very first day :/

~ I feel for you sis!
by She Anarchy October 18, 2014
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brotherly binbag

A condom used by two twin brothers to save time and money, it is bought once and reused to save money on car insurance, easily spreads viruses, after time it becomes difficult to differentiate between the inside and out, therefore resulting in the rapid spread of STI’s including aids, herpes and chlamydia
Oisin ~“Hey Tadhg do you have any condoms”

Tadhg~ “ Yeah Oisin no problem I have a used one right here.....”
Oisin ~ “thanks man I have a girl coming over”

This act of sharing a used condom with a brother is known as the “brotherly binbag”
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Brother Issues

Someone who grew up never having a brother/sister, or he/she passed away/treated them horribly and they always tried to replace someone as their brother/sister, to fill in that gap of being an only child or someone without a brother/sister.
random person: omg they have brother issues/sister issues

me: yes they’re either an only child or someone without a brother/sister. 🙁
by Anastasia ❤️ February 11, 2023
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Corn dog brother

A black man who does not identify with the classic black stereotypes.
Leroy is a republican who listens to country music, enjoys golfing on weekends and drives a Eco-friendly car. He is a corn dog brother.
by Big Wanda December 14, 2012
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Turkey Trot Brothers

Turkey Trot Brothers are a set of unrelated men who are age 40 and older and have shared the experience of having the same doctor give them a prostate exam. These men have something special in common. Each has had the same man penetrate their asshole. Each has the same man who is very familiar with their respective buttholes. There is no shame in being a turkey trot brother, just an understanding that one dude knows something about each of you that you would never want to know.
I saw David the other day after he had his appointment with Dr. Shiver. We shared a “knowing glance,” and he was still a little stiff-legged from his anal assault. He was trotting like a turkey. We are Turkey Trot Brothers, as are Clint and Matt.
by Atomic Peanut August 15, 2018
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Doo Doo Brother

A person who is not particularly good at what he/she does.

Often used to describe a persons skill level at what he/she does comparative to the skill level of others.

Can be used in place of pretty much any adjective as well.
“Sam, you’re just one of the doo doo brothers!”

“He’s just jealous because he is just a doo doo brother.”
by totally epic man January 31, 2019
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