1.
Person 1: "Yo what the fuck man you had a boner in front of that hottie"
Person 2: "Man ain't no thang, we're old friends."
person 1: "Oh alright, you were totally boner safe."
2.
"Adam is always boner safe because everyone thinks he is gay"
Person 1: "Yo what the fuck man you had a boner in front of that hottie"
Person 2: "Man ain't no thang, we're old friends."
person 1: "Oh alright, you were totally boner safe."
2.
"Adam is always boner safe because everyone thinks he is gay"
by TheRealness December 20, 2008
Get the boner safemug. Billy: "You know I go crazy for gumballs man. Well, last easter, I found this egg-shaped piece of candy. I was pretty sure it was a gumball. When I bit into it, though, it was one of those fucking repulsive malt balls! My quaff was so loud that my neighbor called the cops. Those bastards at the malt ball factory always pull that shit."
Darrel: "Talk about a boner bender man. Let's go buy some gumballs"
Darrel: "Talk about a boner bender man. Let's go buy some gumballs"
by bjergen May 24, 2007
Get the boner bendermug. A boner or erection that occurs in one's home, or in any other place alone. This includes when they are looking at porn or reading/thinking about something erotic. A Loner Boner can also occur when somebody unattractive is around, such as a parent. However, if you are with a girl (or boy, depending on your gender preference) and you get a boner, this is not considered a Loner Boner.
Jeff: Dude, I just got a total Loner Boner last night.
Mike: What did you do?
Jeff: What every civilized man would do! Took advantage of it!
Mike: What did you do?
Jeff: What every civilized man would do! Took advantage of it!
by Draginack September 29, 2008
Get the Loner Bonermug. A sport where two guys get raging boners and run at each other with their boners sticking out. As in medieval jousting, the two guys ram each other with their boners in an attempt to either draw his opponets blood, or to break his opponents boner in half. In correspondence with the IBJA (International Boner Jousting Organization), a case of limp dick will result in an automatic disqualification. Can be used as a means of competition in mating or just for drunken fun.
Pat- "so whatd you guys do this weekend?"
Bennett- "oh i hung out with my girlfriend, whatd you do?"
Pat- "me and my bro got bored so we decided try out boner jousting. It was crazy he cock slapped me so hard i got a concussion, just look at the sweet bruise he gave me"
Bennett- "fag"
Bennett- "oh i hung out with my girlfriend, whatd you do?"
Pat- "me and my bro got bored so we decided try out boner jousting. It was crazy he cock slapped me so hard i got a concussion, just look at the sweet bruise he gave me"
Bennett- "fag"
by EN May 1, 2006
Get the Boner Joustingmug. when you see your weedhead friends getting anxious while you roll a blunt...they are very excited to be smoking a blunt in the near future
by Tha Carter VT June 25, 2008
Get the blunt bonermug. by bitchpwease July 25, 2011
Get the Anal bonermug. by Forest Webster September 11, 2009
Get the Boner Facemug.