jacob black

Character in the Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer. Jacob Black is a werewolf. Bella wants to have his babies. 'nuff said.

This ship may be doomed, but we J/B shippers keep on shipping. Go figure.

Jacob Black: Does my being half naked bother you?
Fandom: Yes, take the other half off.

by ecoli!inthespinach October 2, 2007

The Black Anchor

The most treasured symbol of all time. Whoever shall come across this token is powerfully granted the divine mandate of heaven. Whoever believes in the symbol, will have eternal life. Good luck.

Holy shit, he was given The Black Anchor,

by The Black Anchor April 14, 2015

Black Privilege

Black Privilege: A society clause used by a few to get preferential treatment and queue jump everyone else, and still act like a victim even when you are in the wrong. As equality does not provide enough of an advantage for some.

The company caught John being unprofessional, but allowed it due to his Black Privilege and optics!!

by TalkieToaster August 31, 2023

Black Breath

Noun-
A queef issued from the vagina of a corpse

Etymology-
The venomous breath exhaled by the Nazgûl in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy

Take caution should you wish to bomb a feminist convention: think of the poor coroners and the atmosphere of black breath that will be in the local morgue.

by A Fisting Hecatoncheires March 11, 2009

Wear black

All Monday’s you have to wear black,If you don’t wear black then is gonna be bad luck.

Wear black on Monday’s that’s it

by Peppa the hoe✌🏼 September 9, 2019

black brick

Any of the several models of the ThinkPad laptop computer, manufactured first by IBM and later by Lenovo. So called because of its black color and simple rectilinear appearance. Regarded as efficient, reliable, sturdy for a laptop, and relatively economical. Ubiquitous in business.

My old Dell died, so I bought a basic black brick, a slightly used IBM T-41, and I'm happy with it. It's not hi-res, I wouldn't use it for anything fancy, like online gaming. But it works well with WiFi, it gets my work done quickly and smoothly with very little trouble, and it only cost me $500.

by Leslie Doppler Hammond January 28, 2008

Jack Blacking it

You know how Jack Black imitates instrumentals with his voice, like "brig digga dig" and all that stuff?
When someone does that, it is called 'Jack Blacking it'.
Popular among enthusiastic metalheads.

Steve: "DUN DUN DUN- wa nanana, nanana, nanana! DUN DUN DUN- wa nanana, nanana, nanana!"
Dave: "What is it with Steve and 'Raining Blood'?"
Bob: "I'm not sure but he's really Jack Blacking it!"

by VikingGirl March 7, 2010