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Butthole badger

The act of visiously going balls deep in a chicks asshole till she doesn't know what to do afterwards, like when a honey badger attacks massively bigger animals with no fucks given.
Yo u can call me Jagger cause of my swaggar, but yo ass gonna call me butthole badger cause I don't quit giving you this sick hole platter.
by #1buttholebadger1990 May 30, 2023
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cap-badge

noun.

the badge placed upon the headdress - usually of military use.

verb.

to cap-badge or be cap-badged is to rotate badge from someone's headdress and turn it upside down without the victims knowledge - usually used to comedic response.
"Your cap-badge should be positioned above your left eye"

"You've been cap-badged. Turn the badge right way up."
by LeoPinty August 9, 2023
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Beat a badger with A penis

When you think your partner is mad at you. And you have to fish the waters to find out if they are or if you are just over reacting. you use this phrase to cover your ass.
You: Babe why are you mad at me?

Them: I'm not. ( mad tone)

You: what you Look like I ''just beat a badger with a penis".
by Potatomans October 4, 2017
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Pump the Badger

A way to tell a female to screw off.

A form of female masturbation.
by Felix Panzer December 8, 2020
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55 overall no badges

Dj bryceman
“It’s like i’m a 55 overall no badges. The personality badges don’t even work and i got those!”
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Wisconsin badger

a generally very hot, happy person who knows how to party and has a lot of sex. Is often hated on by people from surrounding schools that aren't ranked as high, such as Minnesota and, as previously stated, Iowa. Don't be angry because you had to go to your safety school. But yeah, they have a pretty amazing time in college, work hard, and do well. After they graduate, they generally get a sweet ass job and live the life. So yeah, being a badger is pretty amazing - you should try it some time - i'd highly recommend it!
Apparently a Hawkeye? - "I hate those fucking Wisconsin badgers, so i'm going to stereotype them as being large, overweight losers, as i've probably never actually been to Madison before...."
Badger - "gee, have you been around Iowa lately? Must say, rural areas in Wisconsin and Iowa are not generally that far apart, except that Iowa seems to have far fewer people due to their citizen's generally agrarian lifestyle"

I must note that it seems odd to get bashed by a Hawkeye, usually our rival is Minnesota......but, don't be jealous, that just makes you look desperate

just thought i'd throw this in, given that it is generally how the Badgers are insulted......

Minnesota student: "the badgers *random baseless insult that is very stereotyped, rabble, rabble, rabble*"
Wisconsin Student" "umm, yeah, that doesn't make you sound like a complete moron and a five year old at all, you know"
by TheDictionKing May 26, 2009
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Badgers

mystic creatures that was used as backup against the forces of sauron in the movie "the two towers"
"thats not an orc-horn"
by brandon heat January 31, 2005
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