Beaten By Tour

When one goes away on tour with you university for example and comes back a broken man. A completely different person to how he left.

Dafydd was beaten by tour

by lashinegun May 25, 2011

Beacon Bandit

A term usually given to normal members of the public who find it amusing or funny to imitate police cars by attaching some form of beacon to their car in the hope of making people believe they are in fact the police. Often this hobby (as some people make it) takes place at night, to add to the illusion of the beacon.

Driver: 'Hey who's that behind us? They've got a blue light flashing, should I pull over'

Passenger: 'Nah, it's just beacon bandits, keep going'.

by northlondon93 October 9, 2011

Beating Egg

the act of one whom beats his/hers egg, in other words masturbates.

Yo bro look at that guy beating egg!

by nevadaskye June 12, 2012

beating the slab

male masturbation i.e. jacking off. The slab is the phallic device.

-Why is Eugene locked in his room?
-He's probably beating the slab.

by Wilbertforce October 4, 2012

Bentonized

When a strapping young buck raw dogs a small farm animal. (sheep, goat, pig)

Damn....That goat just got Bentonized by Chuckie...

by Black Stallion69 September 14, 2012

beltoning

Spinning, Twirling, and falling as if tackled, though never touched. (See Penn State running back Bill Belton)

Making a first 1st and 10 turn into a 2nd and 15 by beltoning, instead of running forward

by dvmatz22 October 7, 2013

beaconize

To have applied a beacon to anything. Similar to the word 'baconized' which means to have applied bacon to your anything.

Think of adding a beacon to something. Then think of adding bacon to something. Duh. That is a beaconize.

by rogerbeanmchatter November 27, 2013