96th Base

When you acquire two rather large women (120kg minimum). Get them to stick chopsticks up their nostrils and wear flippers on their hands and feet, while flapping up and down on top of each other. You must masturbate with a salmon over them. Make fish pate with the remains and feed it to said fat girls through a snorkle, all while Free Willy plays in the background.

Guy 1: Man you smell like fish

Guy 2: Yeah got to 96th base-in it x

by 2inchAl March 29, 2013

Bases Loaded

three in the butt, two in the cooch, one in the mouth

"the next scene they had the Bases Loaded and i couln't tell where they stopped and she began!"

by Funni Louie April 18, 2016

Third Base

In relationship/sexual terminology, this is the Stage in dating where while making out or making love, the couple advances by heavy petting and touching, while potentially removing a few articles of clothing.
This can include touching of the woman's bare legs, breasts, and hips. This can lead to the touching of private-areas.

For some, this can lead to stimulating one-another's private regions by Touch.
In more hardcore culture, this can also include oral sex or fingering. See also Mutual Masturbation

"I want to go and play. But Mommy says, that Angela is busy on the other side of the Hill. And that I have to wait until they leave. My friend Sam says they are on Third Base."

by SMX February 08, 2013

First Base

making out

"i went to first base with this girl"

by Dick Hertz May 22, 2003

10000th base

you suck your own dick and get an aero plane shoved up your ass with a group of men cuming all over your face. Then your mum and dad fuck you and you lick out your mum and tease her clit with a toothbrush.

BOB: '' DUUDDEE I TOTTAALLY HIT 10000TH BASE LAST NIGHT''

TIMMY: '' i heard your mum got an orgasm from a toothbrush?''

by TheBaseMaster August 15, 2011

meta-based

Meta-Based a word which combines the word Based with meta-irony. It thus reverses the natural meaning of Based, for further comedic or dramatic value. This word would be used to describe instances when one uses the word Based in a seemingly erroneous way.

“aye bro, fuck covid”
“based”
“nah bro, everyone hates covid, that’s meta-based”

by nomenestdeus March 20, 2021

first base

when two people are making out

it's been three months and i've only gotten to first base.

by G-G April 09, 2007