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Brad bacon

Brad bacon is one of a kind if you have a “brad” in your life marry him ! No regrets . Brad is one of a kind , he’s flirty, cute, sometimes selfish, but very sweet. Brad can be a very jealous man but it only shows how much he cares , He’s very kinky in bed and unusually only falls in love with a “Paola Salas zunigger
by Selenewuzhere78 December 9, 2018
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Bacon PTSD

Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) is a mental health condition that's triggered by a terrifying event — either experiencing it or witnessing it. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares and severe anxiety, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.

Bacon PTSD is recognized by the subject having witnessed or experienced a loss of bacon so undeniably soul shattering that the act of cooking bacon causes cold sweats or anxiety and even flashbacks to the event in question.
Jason is suffering from Bacon PTSD after his doggo, Holmes, began to develop the habit of jumping up on the counter to eat the freshly cooked bacon whenever Jason wasn't looking. Now, the thought of making bacon for breakfast or even a delicious deli sandwich haunts Jason with the fear of becoming riddled with burn marks from bacon grease only to find that he is unable to eat his hard-earned bacon. Jason is so messed up from Bacon PTSD that he considered getting rid of his doggo so he can eat bacon in peace once more.
by claymøre August 27, 2018
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Bacon Bath

When you bathe in bacon grease and let someone lick it off of you to completion.
I always enjoy my Bacon Bath Saturdays, my skin feels rejuvenated and my friend is always full afterwards.
by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023
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strip-of-bacon

zee pearfect bleend of shaven and not shaven pubic har on a woman's vaginal areeah, make me veiner much horny!
ah, what a cute and enticing strip of bacon it is, edible perhaps
by Professor Ver E. Orny July 9, 2003
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Canadian Bacon

Used to define one's extraordinary large or thick penis. Originates from the thickness of the breakfast meet it's named after. Meat being another slang for penis.
by justin May 13, 2005
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Bacon Late

To arrive at a party, gig, or any social event after the police have raided or stopped it from continuing.
We arrived at the party with more beer but we were bacon late.

The band was supposed to play another song, but it's too bacon late.
by RayBanRay June 28, 2010
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bacon and eggs

Hey, that shirt and tie go together like bacon and eggs.

Do this gold toof go wif my shirt? Hell yea, do bacon go wif eggs?
by ilikeitwetpls December 5, 2004
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