Bacon rejects

A unsightly vagina that resembles a bag of bacon off cuts.
Normally sold on the cheep for making soup and the likes.

Hay Jimmy, how did you get on with that blond girl on saturday?

Dont ask. I got her pants off and her cunt was like a bag of bacon rejects. I will be having nightmares for years. Still fucked her though.

by Big Jock79 December 3, 2010

Bacon Umbrella

A muffin top at extends beyond that of a normal muffin top often including stretch marks.

Guy 1:Man! Look at that guys belly hanging out looks like he got attacked by Freddy Kruger.

Guy 2: That's more than a muffin top that sir is a Bacon Umbrella.

by MilkingBerry May 9, 2016

boiled bacon

Someone who is red and sweating, often a ginger

Your sweating so much you look like fucking boiled bacon

by Chap87 May 4, 2015

strip-of-bacon

zee pearfect bleend of shaven and not shaven pubic har on a woman's vaginal areeah, make me veiner much horny!

ah, what a cute and enticing strip of bacon it is, edible perhaps

by Professor Ver E. Orny July 9, 2003

Canadian Bacon

Used to define one's extraordinary large or thick penis. Originates from the thickness of the breakfast meet it's named after. Meat being another slang for penis.

Click here for tripple x canadian bacon.

by justin May 13, 2005

Bacon Late

To arrive at a party, gig, or any social event after the police have raided or stopped it from continuing.

We arrived at the party with more beer but we were bacon late.

The band was supposed to play another song, but it's too bacon late.

by RayBanRay June 28, 2010

bacon and eggs

Anything that goes together well.

Hey, that shirt and tie go together like bacon and eggs.

Do this gold toof go wif my shirt? Hell yea, do bacon go wif eggs?

by ilikeitwetpls December 5, 2004