A guy who when you first met them seem really great. But then they turn out to be a complete asshole and wanna be fuckboy. They are very thirsty but swear they respect women. Thye are homophobes and republicans.
by Litty193 December 30, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. Is most definitely a Leo and homosexual. Probably got divorced (if married) because of commitment issues and cheated way too much.
“Did you hear? Brandon’s getting a divorce because he cheated too much; his husband now has to go to therapy because of the emotional trauma.”
by Heyfuckface November 29, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Guy:Hey can I get your snap
Girl:I guess I don’t really like you
Guy: I love you bee my girlfriend
Girl: block
Girl to her friends eww this guy was being a total Brandon
Girl:I guess I don’t really like you
Guy: I love you bee my girlfriend
Girl: block
Girl to her friends eww this guy was being a total Brandon
by Big nasty 69 October 30, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. A nasty lil fucker who needs a slap and has a small dick. Acts like a cunt. Is a cunt. Hated by most people. Grim ass druggie
by Yessdaddy March 14, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. a 5'5 pubescent kid that has no life. He likes a girl named Ysabelle. All he does is just sit down and plays Fortnite. He has no life.
calvin:
hey, you heard about brandon?
zahn:
ye
calvin:
he likes Ysabelle.
zahn: wow, brandon is a god
calvin:
ye
hey, you heard about brandon?
zahn:
ye
calvin:
he likes Ysabelle.
zahn: wow, brandon is a god
calvin:
ye
by brandizzy July 27, 2018
Get the brandonmug. 