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boner narcalepsy 

a medical condition restricted to male's caused by abnormally large erections that very suddenly drain all the blood from the brain when it's required to erect the penis inturn causing the patient to loose concousness.
So the doctor finally diagnosed my problem bro, he says it's a clear case of [boner narcalepsy| , I geuss your mom was right man!
boner narcalepsy by Vendetta Fist September 19, 2017

boner armor 

James had just put on his boner armor, so now he can slide it in.
boner armor by Robbness January 24, 2018

Boner Confidence 

A condition where a man becomes so confident in himself he gets an erection.
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Sarah flirted with my husband so much that it gave him boner confidence

Boner Honer 

A slang term for someone’s mouth.
Shut your boner honer John.

Jane was upset when her husband started running his boner honer to the police officer.
Boner Honer by Bigdummie March 22, 2019

boner central 

You've been having flirty chat all day and can't wait to get back to boner central which is wherever the boning will take place
All this sexy chat has me wanting to return to boner central asap
boner central by Ic3m4n 1975 April 18, 2019

boner grub 

When a man is horny beyond compare and a woman of any bangable level passed by and the impulse is to bang. She becomes boner grub
Yo bro do you see that boner grub over there? She’s a freaking 10 out of ten

Ya I’d pork her... she’s boner grub for sure
boner grub by Robreinerth1998 September 28, 2019