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Blue Tomato 

blue tomato (n):

1. A pointless phrase consisting of an adjective and a verb, synthesized with the intention of making satire of the other words on Urban Dictionary
2. A meaningless phrase dedicated for null use and general stupidity
David asked Jerry to give him a blue tomato. Jerry was confused.

Blue-bubbling 

Verb. To engage in a completely one-sided text conversation on an iPhone with someone who is unwilling or unable to respond. The blue bubbles show only your side of the conversation.
Shawn was blue-bubbling with Colleen for weeks before he finally decided to just call her and see what's up.
Blue-bubbling by BoquillasKid September 19, 2016

Blue Angel 

The act of setting fire to flatulence. The product of which is a flame, somewhat like that of an afterburner on a jet.
"After Jake ate that bean burrito, he insisted on doing blue angels all night; he nearly burned the house down at the party."
Blue Angel by fatony March 1, 2017

Blue lunch

When a Smurf vomits
Papa smurf ate some bad sushi then had a blue lunch
Blue lunch by goose attack May 6, 2017

Blue Shell Syndrome

Living your every day life and swearing you can hear blue shells coming for you to ruin your day. Usually due to obsessive playing of Mario Kart games.
"Do you hear that blue shell?"

"No? What are you talking about? I think you've got Blue Shell Syndrome mate!"

blue asshole 

Being a dick and also sad at the same time
Wow you can be such a blue asshole sometimes!
blue asshole by largebread July 5, 2017