Guy : "I was gonna tea bah jill last but she opted for a nose blanket!"
Guy2 : "I love putting my ballsack over womans noses!"
Guy2 : "I love putting my ballsack over womans noses!"
by Shrub shaver September 13, 2018

Classification of a mature man used by a younger woman for the purpose of amorous entertainment during the winter months. Also known as a VWB.
by The Osirus September 14, 2016

by no cap2 October 26, 2020

When a person(s) edges at the point of climax for an extended period of time, followed by the unleashing of their reproductive juice on the nearest elder.
Yo did you hear about the party last night? John’s dad came downstairs and alex gave him a gnarly romanian blanket
by JohnsonMuncher December 20, 2024

When you clip your pubic region and leave excess chaff that during intercourse accumulates on your partner wheat because you didn't brush off properly
Superman Cleveland Steamer Boston Steamer Golden Shower Whenever your trimmed stubs create a Hay Blanket over your partners wheat field.
by KevinTheBunSeller July 2, 2016

by Scaubs September 18, 2019

A sexy alpha male who can keep a girl comfortable and warm anyplace and any time. A Spanish Blanket also knows how to keep a female entertained and how to keep things spicy while having the ability to get serious in the blink of an eye.
by Sgt. Sticky May 28, 2022
