Mark won soggy biscuit again because he jacks off like a fiend and can only last 30 seconds when he gets near an actual woman.
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Similar to "shake that bear," it means to engage in some sort of sexual activity that is up to the listener's and speaker's interpretation.
To say you "nabbed that biscuit" implies that you got what you were looking for, e.g. pussy.
It can also be used as a powerful statement of encouragement equivalent to "man up" or "get it, get it."
To say you "nabbed that biscuit" implies that you got what you were looking for, e.g. pussy.
It can also be used as a powerful statement of encouragement equivalent to "man up" or "get it, get it."
Guy 1: Yo bro, what'd you and that slampiece end up doing last night?
Guy 2: Boy you know I nabbed that biscuit.
or
Guy 1: Stop being such a fucking pillowbiter and nab that biscuit!
Guy 2: Boy you know I nabbed that biscuit.
or
Guy 1: Stop being such a fucking pillowbiter and nab that biscuit!
by Cubonebone February 7, 2010
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Person A: Where you goin dawg? Gonna bang yo shawty?
Person B: Nah kid. She's on the rag. I'm off to tag this sea biscuit.
Person B: Nah kid. She's on the rag. I'm off to tag this sea biscuit.
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To be a BiscuitDoughJones, you have to be 1) really short, 2) have a really messed up Freddy Krueger looking acne scarred face, 3) have so much cellulite on your ass and thighs that you look like a walking bag of cottage cheese.
It also helps if you have comparatively small boobies, to increase the hilarious factor. Most BiscuitDoughJoneses have attempted suicide but have not (yet) succeeded.
To be a BiscuitDoughJones, you have to be 1) really short, 2) have a really messed up Freddy Krueger looking acne scarred face, 3) have so much cellulite on your ass and thighs that you look like a walking bag of cottage cheese.
It also helps if you have comparatively small boobies, to increase the hilarious factor. Most BiscuitDoughJoneses have attempted suicide but have not (yet) succeeded.
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