A worst birthday is when a man ejaculates onto a woman as the stock market simultaneously crashes and the woman loses her house, causing the woman to exclaim "Whaaaat?"
It is considered rude.
It is considered rude.
Mark gave Sarah a worst birthday and everyone in town pretty much agrees now that Mark is a rude man.
by L. Baines. J. January 29, 2008
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by Joshua Rubin December 14, 2008
Get the monkey's birthday mug.An expression of delight, accompanied by dancing around. Basically saying that the person in question is great, skilled, lucky, etc.
Ususally said in a kind of sing-song way.
Ususally said in a kind of sing-song way.
by Athene Airheart March 20, 2004
Get the It's my birthday mug.A birthday wish when given in an electronic form, such as on a social networking website. In recent years happ-E birthdays have skyrocketed in popularity relative to face-to-face and telephonic birthday wishes because they require much less effort and can be given without having to awkwardly converse with the wish’s recipient or even remember their birthday. Unfortunately, happ-e birthdays are so easy to give that all 450 of your Facebook friends are obligated to post redundant messages on your wall on your birthday and if even one neglects to take part it constitutes a treacherous insult.
I logged on to Facebook this morning and saw that I had 7 happ-e birthdays to give so I called into my job and told them I’d be late.
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Get the Platinum Birthday mug.Drunk Europeans are scary especially when they offer you a European Birthday. What the fuck is that anyways!?
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