chub of hell

A nocturnal erection that lasts all night and aches from the tip right down to the root.

“Did you sleep well dear?”
“No, I caught a glimpse of nipple through your night dress and have had the chub of hell!”

by juicebox June 30, 2019

hell on heels

A mean and nasty woman.

Jaclyn is a real hell on heels!

by The Ferocious Whomper May 17, 2020

Catchin' Hell

When everything is going wrong in your life: financially, socially, physically, etc

When bad luck always happens to you

Damn, my wife cheated, im dead broke, and I lost my voice from screaming, im fucking catchin' hell!

by easy e89 May 16, 2010

twatting hell

British slang for "Holy fuck", or "Aw damn", and other similar phrases. Saying the term with a British accent makes it sound more legit, even if you aren't British.

Bob: Hey Frank, I think you're house is on fire!
Frank: Oh twatting hell, not again!

by Katya Eye March 3, 2016

cringe as hell

When one’s reaction is so cringe that they must react with this phrase

TikTok is cringe as hell

by LongJohnJohn September 10, 2020

Hell no, Linda

The response you give to a nosey person who's always asking dumb questions about your sex life

Linda: Have you been a good girl lately?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, I've been riding dick unicycles on the daily

Interviewer: Are you willing to work nights and weekends?
Stuart: Hell no, Linda, nights and weekends are reserved for dick unicycles

by AuntCarrie143 May 2, 2018

Funny As Hell

People getting tortured for all eternity? That's hilarious!

--HAHAHA! Dude, that's funny as Hell!

--I know, isn't being sent to suffer forever hilarious?

by Lucio Soph August 28, 2010