Carmel Apple With Nuts

When you eat peanuts early in the day, and when you're about to have sex, you poop on a girls face so you have peanut poop, and you then jizz on top

Marc I can't believe you gave Hanna a Carmel Apple with Nuts last night.

by 1861 Hope January 30, 2009

applausoleum

i. A can full of dead human's sound: applauding/cheering/whooping. Featured on the tracks of numerous sitcoms and series, to this very day.
ii. The place where this sound originates.
iii. The cause of much arritation; arritate.

(while watching a sit-com)

-so that was FUNNY??

-sure Jon: just listen to the applausoleum...

by Tyrian Dee October 24, 2006

Apple Cramming

a substitute for showering in the morning

"Why do you smell like apples?" "Oh i was so tired from cornswabbling last night that i was apple cramming this morning!"

by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010

apple sacks

low hanging ball sacks

Ashley enjoys apple sacks!

by Vadim Spam October 30, 2010

Applause From The Back Row

When a man is doing a woman from behind and his balls slap her ass so fast it sounds like applause.

Girl One: Last night while I was having sex with him I could swear I heard clapping!

Girl Two: Yeeaaa... You were getting applause from the back row.. >.>

by TheFifteenthMinute June 16, 2011

apple sauce suprise

When a guy cums in a girls mouth and swirls it around in her mouth until she swolles it

Apple sauce suprise isAfter the guy Apple sauce surprised me I never ate apples again

by John buckabitch November 17, 2015

green apple bandits

An alternative phrase used to describe a particularly unforgiving case of diarrhea

Unfortunate Victim:
"Hey man, you got a bathroom? I got the green apple bandits and I can't hold em' back much longer."

Intelligent and Deceptive Toilet Owner:
"...No"

by Virtuoso Dave February 4, 2007