The Angry Dragon

when you bitch is giving you head, slam the back of her head into you so her eyes get red, (the angry part), then shoot your load up her nose, so the cum runs down her nose and it looks the the mustache of a dragon.

I tricked my bitch into giving me the angry dragon last night. Fuck, it was AWSOME!

by Athene The 1337 King April 23, 2008

angry lion

A woman on her hands and knees, going down on a man. Most women do not like to swallow, so let her know when you are about to cum. When she backs off your penis, finish it off but aim at her hair, then mess her hair up. Guaranteed Angry Lion all the time!

Dude Suzie will never swallow so last night I tapped her head and gave her an angry lion.

by blackyeric October 20, 2006

angry monkey

angry monkey when a girl is giving head, once you shoot your load....punch her in the face to knock her out...put glue on her face and shave off your pubic hair onto her face...when she comes around, she'll look like a monkey, and be bloody angry!

"That bitch cheated on me, Im goin to give her an angry monkey"

by JT-Eng October 26, 2007

Angry Racoon

Term coined after a man tried to have sex with a racoon and got his penis bit off. It means when you and your significant other had a fight and your girlfriend/boyfriend is sucking your dick and uses too much teeth because shes mad.

Guy 1: Sara got mad at me last night when I said her mom was a bitch.
Guy 2: Damn, what did she do?
Guy 1: Well I thought she was done being mad at me till she gave me an angry racoon later in the night.

by MistressJana February 3, 2009

Angry Mexican

When someone is having sex with a mexican and after they fall asleep you steal their green card and pour tequila all over their body and the worm up their ass

After George Lopez woke up from a mindblowing sex-filled night with Margie, he was one Angry Mexican!!

by silverscionx October 8, 2008

angry penguin

A penguin, which is angry, upset, or not in a good mood.

Omfg, that penguin is one angry penguin.

by Iron Pizza February 5, 2007

angry pirate

Angry Pirate- is when you cum in someones eye and kick them in the shin making them hold there eye and hop around on one foot saying "Arrrh!" Just like an angry pirate LoL

Shut up bitch, or I'll give you the angry pirate.

by James P. Owens August 10, 2006