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african turnpike

When you are performing anal sex and a girl sharts on your penis
kyle: Becky and I really hit it off last night, but she hit me with the African Turnpike

Josh: Gross bro, hope you took a shower
by Quinnagin27 October 25, 2018
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african bic pen

is when 20 four colour pens inserted up someones ass one by one and then pulling then all out at once with black shit on them. Them you put them in your mouth and eat all the shit of them.
by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019
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African Snowball

The African Snowball is the of putting your sweaty black nutsack in a bag of cocaine and the woman/man suck each individual nut until clean
Yea... She was sucking me dry and she asked if I wanted to do a African Snowball and I said sure why not...
by MOARSWAWS August 14, 2022
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African blackout

When a man enters his penis into a womans vagina before proceding to have intercorse in the butt while the female feriocsly shits down the mans penis before its insertied back into the womans mouth where she licks it clean and the procces starts again until orgasium
-Hey man you see that new trend
-what trend
-the african blackout
-ill look it up.....wtf
by jihfuiqhfuihrewf April 21, 2022
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African Rain Dance

The act of a woman pouring hot chocolate into her mouth then having a guy dip his balls into the hot chocolate. The woman then gargles the hot chocolate while the testicles are still in there. The initial heat from the hot chocolate causes the man to jump or bounce on his feet a little causing the illusion of a rain dance.
The African Rain Dance my wife gave me last night would've been better if she gargled a little harder.
by Axelthered11 December 9, 2017
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African Speedway

This is were you defecate on a girl back and cum all over the turd and roll it down with a rolling pin
My stomach hurts. I think I need to give you an African Speedway.
by The boom boom clapper May 22, 2025
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