Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.

Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!

by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008

Aaron's Law

Aaron's Law states that no matter what you're working on, be it a project or work related; There's always something you can be doing. If you've ever sat there thinking "There's nothing more I can be doing", wrong! Aaron's Law states that: "There's Always something you can be doing".

Person 1: "I've competed all my work, there's nothing more to be done."
person 2: "According to Aaron's Law, There's always something you can be doing"

by Hattimus July 7, 2023

aaron clare

An "Aaron Clare" is something you give your dog in order to put it down.

We gonna have to give Ol' Bessie a fat Aaron Clare because she bit old man Spazz.

by Conrad Karl September 5, 2016

budder aaron

minecraft superstar. Created the word budder.

Wow look at that guy! he might as well be budder aaron!

by kjdb,zg,kjsdfv July 5, 2016

Aaron doughtty

The best woke youtuber there is! If you see this aaron add me on ig : cosmiccuriosity9999 shoot me a message

Yeah I was watching aaron doughtty the other day he was talking about his job at Nordstrom selling women's shoes and how his boss was a total dick so he left and went to Sedona and astral projected with leeor alexandria

by Shitty alchemy July 19, 2021

The Book of Aaron

The Book of Aaron is an amazing book, that has the potential to change people's lives for the better, but most likely for the worst. It's currently being written so it is not finished, but rest assured that Aaron (the author and cult leader) is working very hard on it. It covers many issues and opens new and intriguing ideas for questions that have been asked many times. Please buy a copy, Aaron (the author and cult leader) is desperate and most likely poor.

"I love the book of Aaron its so smart and good, I wish I could marry him"

by Rema D October 25, 2020

aaron fancher

A badass mother fucker, also known as "BAMF". Who loves Popcorn Sutton's moonshine, Jack Daniels whiskey, & wishes a mother fucker would!

Aaron Fancher is a strong independent black woman who don't need no man! But would love a jar of Popcorn Sutton's finest.

by mamabear310 May 5, 2017