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Swamp Arse

Swamp arse is a very uncomfortable situation when your gooch, balls and arse crack are that damp and wet from sweating it resembles the conditions of a swamp
It’s so hot today, I have swamp arse

I’ve got proper bad swamp arse
by UrbanMyth123 June 24, 2020
mugGet the Swamp Arsemug.

twatty-arse

1. noun: Idiot
2. adjective: Imbecilic

Note: the word is not a reference to being sodomized!
What are we listening to these twatty-arse wankers waste our time?!
by sufrance August 8, 2009
mugGet the twatty-arsemug.

rat's arse

A rat's arse is usually something you don't give. So, if someone says "I don't give a rat's arse!" it's just another way of saying "I couldn't care less!" or "I don't give a fuck!"

However, it is possible to give a rat's arse, too. Many years ago a meteorological (Met) colleague working at an Antarctic base opened a crate of equipment that had been shipped to the base many months previous. Inside was the severed body of a dead rat. The rear end was put on display somewhere together with the sign: "Who gives a rat's arse? Met do!"
"I think I've left my homework on the train. Oh well, I couldn't give a rat's arse. It was bullshit anyway."
by derw00d February 10, 2022
mugGet the rat's arsemug.

lard arse

fat arse bum you smell like shit what a wicked web site man
by jamestplz March 21, 2003
mugGet the lard arsemug.

arse fetta

the clammy, milky substance, cheesy found around the male arse, typically after having not washed for several days.
after camping for several days, Dave could feel his "arse fetta" squelch as he walked.
by Joe September 21, 2003
mugGet the arse fettamug.

Wank Arse

by Ozzy Forever October 20, 2008
mugGet the Wank Arsemug.

arse parcel

A parcel of the arse variety, ie: a big steaming bog log!
'oy arse parcel! make me a brew you fuck!'
by Greeny and Lisa October 9, 2006
mugGet the arse parcelmug.

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