by 5 Sack June 15, 2022
A warning to signal that someone with the characteristics of Amber Turd is in your vicinity, about to 💩 in your bed, making false claims of physical or sexual abuse and displays narcissist traits that could potentially be harmful for you and your environment
An amber alert went off as soon as Amber Turd appears in our vision. Caution the turd is here to talk shit and destroy your life: run!
by JusticeLeagueSparrow May 28, 2022
by happyfoxUD April 16, 2020
Amber H. And Captain Jack Sparrow got in an argument. Instead of being an adult and talking about it, she served Captain J. with and Amber Alert!
by D.O. Hawg April 30, 2022
NOUN
(the Turd curse)
1. Whatever one touches, turns to shit.
2. A divine gift for quickly creating havoc or being professionally doomed.
3. The ability to make shit out of anything one undertakes.
Origin
Early 21st century; one of the mythical underwater monsters from the Atlantis possessed a quick temper and hatred and cursed all surface-dwelling authorities and citizens.
(the Turd curse)
1. Whatever one touches, turns to shit.
2. A divine gift for quickly creating havoc or being professionally doomed.
3. The ability to make shit out of anything one undertakes.
Origin
Early 21st century; one of the mythical underwater monsters from the Atlantis possessed a quick temper and hatred and cursed all surface-dwelling authorities and citizens.
“This young actor has the Amber curse. Every film she is involved in becomes a flop.”
“That woman seems to have the Amber curse when selling Amica cream."
"Oh, do be careful and don't date that girl! She has the Amber curse."
“That woman seems to have the Amber curse when selling Amica cream."
"Oh, do be careful and don't date that girl! She has the Amber curse."
by BarbossasPeriwig May 11, 2022
Guy 1: "I'm going to make an amber donation to the NAACP."
Guy 2: "So...a pledge?"
Guy 1: "Yes! An amber donation!"
Guy 2: "So...a pledge?"
Guy 1: "Yes! An amber donation!"
by Magnolious July 02, 2022
The best Amber in the world. No question. Think you have the slightest friend who you think is better. No you're wrong Amber Berry is the best Amber and best dancer. She's the smartest, funniest, kindest, and nicest peoples you will ever meet. If you meet her you should consider yourself lucky you got picked. No one can top her
Guy 1: I met this person named Amber and she's really funny
Guy 2:is it Amber Berry?
Guy 1: no but she's probably bet-
Guy 2: *slaps the brain out of guy 1* no you're wrong, never think that again
Guy 1: *cries himself to sleep every night*
Guy 2:is it Amber Berry?
Guy 1: no but she's probably bet-
Guy 2: *slaps the brain out of guy 1* no you're wrong, never think that again
Guy 1: *cries himself to sleep every night*
by #1amberberryfan June 16, 2018