The tiny, overly fancy sauce dots or decorative smears chefs put on a plate to make food look “fine dining” - when really it’s just trying too hard.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.
Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.
Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.
“Forget the wanky dots - give me more mash.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”
by Chefskiss October 9, 2025
Get the Wanky dotsmug. A) The speck of feces (either brown, green, yellow, or grey) that appears on the tip of someone’s finger or a man’s penis after removing (finger or penis) from another person’s rectum during foreplay or anal sex. Both men and women can produce dookie dots.
by bluechrome4u August 7, 2019
Get the Dookie Dotmug. by sapper2real April 12, 2024
Get the Dotmug. by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009
Get the dot possiblemug. by WubalubaAids August 22, 2017
Get the Tight as a dotmug. Dinner and/or socialization. Sometimes in the form of a delicious home-cooked meal, other times going out to eat. Or breaking out into a jam session. Really it's wherever the night takes you =)
Hey, would you like to join me for dot dot dot Thursday? I can make a male a mean crock-pot chicken teriyaki!
by bee-rex May 3, 2023
Get the dot dot dotmug. 