Donkey Principle

The well-established, but long forgotten, rule of law that you will honour your obligations and treat your counterparty to a deal with the level of deference and respect due to them as though they had a compromising photograph of you with a donkey.

Tim: Hey Vinnie, how'd you go getting out of that crap million dollar deal you'd struck with KK?

Vinnie: No good mate, I forgot about the Donkey Principle and I had to suck it up and pay him his loot.

by Old Word Boss April 26, 2022

Swamp Donkey

Swamp Donkey is a term mainly used in baseball describing a very hardly hit ball.

“Man! I just hit a big swamp donkey!

by Follower Of Jesus March 28, 2023

Ape Donkey

A person (always male) who can act like a bit of a dick at times (between 25-50% of the time) however is not as bad as a Wank Dog.

Question: "What do you make of that guy?"
Response: "He's an Ape Donkey!"

by Tebsin September 19, 2010

Major Donkey

fat ass fat ass fat ass
i'll deadass tear that shit up

Bella has a major donkey

by goth coot September 24, 2020

Glasgow donkey

When you're eating ass and they accidently donkey kick you while they cum

So I was about to blow my load and I totally Glasgow donkey'ed my girlfriend

by Glasgowcory March 3, 2017

donkey cartel

a straight up nigga from out the 704.

yo my nigga donkey cartel is droppin the hottest mixtape of 2015. peep dat shit

by Worldwide Nigga April 5, 2016

donkey booty

big donkey poop

big donkey booty in ur face

by good preson 123 April 21, 2021