Slow dave

When a sasquatch performs a slow oral sexual act to a different species of any gender on any given body part and at any given place. For mere self gratification and or bragging rights.

Did you hear about the greenhorn at work? They are such a slow Dave!

by Suburban prison 4 lyfe February 25, 2024

Slow

Not comprehending

Jeffrey Flowers

Jeffrey Flowers is slow.

by Bl³³pers December 7, 2023

surprise slow head

When one gets head by a complete surprise in a slow matter which would make ones legs curl.

"Did you fuck her?"
"Nah, but I got that surprise slow head doe."

by treyweeezay November 16, 2013

National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend

"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"

by filthy mexican May 9, 2022

crow slow

when crow is acting as slow as maddie (sorry maddie ily)

crow is acting like maddie rn, call that crow slow

by TheTrendyPotato April 30, 2023

Slow

A sexy ass female

Damnnn, she look slow asl

by seliM ooT yxeS September 7, 2022

Slow Moe

When you bend over and let someone slowly insert their penis into your anus.

Cory bent Darin over and gave him the Slow Moe.

by JLDub November 9, 2023