Jerry Fucking

Intentionally convoluting a subject matter so as to achieve a desired outcome.

Making a poll to vote on whether candy corn is disgusting and adding "I only eat it for nostalgia " as an option to skew the votes. You're Jerry Fucking the poll Brandon!

by fluent October 28, 2025

Jerry-Priced

When something is extremely cheap or free.

Buy one get one free thats Jerry-Priced

by Jezzab May 8, 2013

Jerry Care

When a woman has a sexual interest in a older man preferably 65+. Grey hair and wrinkled skin are a must.

Girl 1: Omg you won’t believe who Amy is sleeping with! Girl 2: Who? Girl 1:Well let’s just say she has a Jerry Care fetish. Girl 2: Omg that’s disgusting!!

by The Adversary January 22, 2021

jerry

a person that demonstrates terrible skills in sports especially skiing.

person1: hey did you hear about that Jerry
person2: no
person1: that Jerry, He fell from a cliff and dislocated his shoulder

by bobthebuildercanhebuilditNO! April 23, 2019

Jerry Seismograph

The 100% authentic inventor of the Seismograph his son is Jerry the Jizzer, they’re famous for being the first father son duo that both were pregnant, with Saving Private Willy, The duo was also known for dying in the Earthquake that Nikola Tesla created in Jamaica pronounced (Her-Mon-Ika-Lew-In-Ski), the incident occurred on October 12 2084 the year of Manute Bol.

“Jerry Seismograph, you know, “maybe groomed?” “Statutory Rape?” “Allen Iverson?”, The 100% authentic inventor of the Seismograph his son is Jerry the Jizzer, they’re famous for being the first father son duo that both were pregnant, with Saving Private Willy, The duo was also known for dying in the Earthquake that Nikola Tesla created in Jamaica pronounced (Her-Mon-Ika-Lew-In-Ski), the incident occurred on October 12 2084 the year of Manute Bol.

by JohnnyBrav69 April 1, 2023

Jerry Style

When you put cake directly into a glass of milk.

For his birthday, Sami ate his cake Jerry Style

by Kang Curt January 12, 2021

Jerry

Jerry is a very kind, compassionate man who is always there for you. He will always put others before himself. He loves music and will master any hobby put before him. If you get lucky enough to find a Jerry, don't let him go. He's one of a kind!

Girl 1: "Did you see she's with jerry?"
Girl 2: "Yeah she's super lucky!"

by Tinabell79 April 18, 2021