Cracker Dick

Somebody who has a penis that isn't as large as it should be for their race, or an insult that just generally throws somebody off balance and catches them by surprise.

Shut up, cracker dick!

Man, Jaykwon's girlfriend said he's a cracker dick.

by Suyo September 2, 2005

cracker nation

Mostly in rural Georgia, the panhandle of Florida, Lower Alabama, southwest South Carolina and parts of Tennessee, the Cracker Nation cosists of white blue collar and farm workers who's lack of intelligance and education is matched with their fierce loyalty to lost causes and extremley rightwing views that are against their best intrests. For a long time they were identified with members of the KKK, and bufoons like the brother of the 39th president. Often arrested for petty crimes like public urination after finishing a twelve-pack of cheep swill and are unable to make it to the rest room of the 7-11, which resembles a scene from Dante's Inferno. Their most identifing physical features are goiters and back haircuts.

True to form, the members of the Cracker Nation voted universally for the losing side of the 2008 presidential election.

by bullet88 August 2, 2009

Cracker Jap

-noun.

1. Used as a colloquialism to describe a Caucasian with Japanese heritage.

2. Used in a pejorative sense to describe a Caucasian that tries to emulate Asian nuances, especially Japanese styles.

My father is Japanese-American, which makes him a Cracker Jap. Look at that fool over there - that Cracker Jap thinks just because he watches anime he must be Asian.

by dougyfan13 January 10, 2010

cracker box

In ebonics, a neighborhood that is full of white people.

This muthafukka come rollin up in here in his Jaguar tryin to cop neva been outta tha crakka box in his entire life.

Don't call me an Uncle Tom. The only reason you say I live in the cracker box is because you live in the ghetto, brother.

by sc0ner June 16, 2010

cracker snacker

1.a cannabilistic person who eats white people

2. a person who enjoys crackers ( the actual food) and eats them on a daily basis

3. a ryhming derogatory term for white people

1 Black Guy: The plane going to kansas has crashed. I'm going to become a cracker snacker to survive.

2 Bob: I love crackers, they are very tasty especially when covered with cheese.I am a total cracker snacker.

3 Black Guy: Did you see that, that god damn cracker snacker tried to hit me with his tennis ball.

by epain February 17, 2009

Cracker Barrel

Another name for a fat white person.

With the rate of obesity in America we can see more cracker barrels than anywhere in this world.

by Pimster July 18, 2011

Cracker whore

A disgusting krispy kream pasty white ass hoe that shouldn't be touched even with a ten foot pole.

Guy1: Cracker bitches are ugly and they are whores.

Guy2: There goes one right now. She probably just had sex for money.

Guy1: Who the fuck would pay for that shit?

Guy2: Not me. I wouldn't do her if she paid me! Fuck that Cracker whore.

by Sallas August 4, 2008