One of the most underappreciated members of Pink Floyd, like the other members other than Roger Waters. One of the most amazing guitarists around with a very distinctive style and underrated solo stuff. He also was the voice and influence that made Pink Floyd a much more publicly successful band that joined up when Syd destroyed himself on drugs. Also not an asshole, because he didnt go on a power trip and kick out a member of his band and threaten to take away all the stuff he'd written if that member didnt leave. Listen to a few off his 1978 self-titled solo record, especially if you're a guitarist, and you will understand. Just imagine "Wish You Were Here" sung by Waters, and you get the picture.
by The Dukes September 23, 2005

A pseudonym for Diaper Donald Trump. The name comes from the shenanigans at the National Equirer, executing 'catch and kill' of true stories involving the worst disgraced ex-President of the US, such as his his affair with Stormy Daniels.
I saw David's Pecker on Fox last night once again lying to his hapless followers about his affair with Stormy Daniels. He never stops grifting.
by LaughingAloud April 5, 2023

A beautiful, semi-androgynous alien that fell to earth in 1976. Has innate seductive powers, often exhibited through a haunting mating call (sounds oddly like rock music). Has been rumored to have the ability to impregnate earth women with a glance.
by C. M. L. July 30, 2009

Alias for former hall of fame quarterback Bret Favre. Favre took on the pysuedonym after battling an addiction to the powerful opiate vicodin.
by Deez Nizzuts March 8, 2008

The future of the NFL. This underrated beastly linebacker was drafted in the second round out of Michigan, and has been one of the greatest draft picks in New York Jets history. In his rookie season, he took over the place of pro bowler Jonathan Vilma and led the Jets in tackles. Lawrence Taylor and Dick Butkus look up to David Harris.
by JJJJAAAAKKKEEEE November 2, 2008

David Sedaris the author of such works as ME TALK PRETTY ONE DAY and HOLIDAYS ON ICE. His wit, self-deprecating humor and mockery of social conventions are but the few delightful treats you'll find in his work. The true heart of Sedaris seeps through in his oddly endearing tales of self, family and loves. Sedaris is quite possibly one of the greatest writers of our time.
My sister and I pulled a David Sedaris last night when we scrubbed the calcium residue off our parents' shower then proceeded to rearrange their furniture while they were asleep.
by momentous January 12, 2005

by Mommytits967 February 19, 2019
